When jokes
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
joe mama roast
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What did the retard say when the water too deep?
"Deep deep."
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.