When jokes

When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.

When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺

How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.

When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.

The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.

My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?

Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D

Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?

Me: Call The Police Ka!!!

When orphans drink milk, they cry.

Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"

When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What time is it when you cannot do anything?

Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.

I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.

EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳

Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶

Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.

You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!

When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂

When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"

Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”