When jokes
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,
he went to Ja-mall.
What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Quack!
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
Memes
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
What time is it when you walk out to the school?
Time to go to school!
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.