When jokes
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.
When the emo kid went to high five the tree, the tree left him hanging.
FUCK EMO KIDS!
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Memes
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.
KA-DOOM-CHA!
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.