When jokes
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.
When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
Memes
Your not actually cute so shhhhh
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.
KA-DOOM-CHA!
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!