When jokes
When I saw a dead body on the ground and my editor was filming, I told him to censor that a-hole. When I saw the completed product, he censored me. Then I killed him.
When do astronauts eat lunch? At launch time.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut.
We got his EpiPen to help him when Penaldo appeared because he heard the word "PEN". He tried stealing the pen, but I said, "No pens for you," and "Brentford". He cried and ran away. Shame on you, Penaldo the fraud!
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man who had a small penis?
When his friends ask how he’s doing, he said, “I wasn’t that into her.”
When the police caught him stealing the batteries, he got immediately charged!
I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.
Onions was a good dog.
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!