When jokes

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."

I always use chloroform when stealing a child.

Why do men midgets laugh when they run?

Because their balls get tickled by the grass.

Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.

Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Saw that shit on Roblox.

What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!

What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.

What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?

"Log in."

Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!

I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.

When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."

What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?

When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.

When you breathe.

What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!

You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?

That moment when you poop 😂

What did the fish say when he got to the dam?

"Dam water."

"Dam!"

Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I care when my computer crashes.