When jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
Memes
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!