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Michael J. Fox isn't allowed around small children. When he touches them, he is immediately accused of shaken baby syndrome.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish store?
"Hello Ladies!"
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"