When jokes

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.

Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."

At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."

What happens when a frog parks illegally?

He gets toad.

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?

The 102nd.

Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?

She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?

A: Cowacat

B: Mooore

C: Cowacatfood

What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?

"That rotten asshole split on me again!"

Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.

He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.

Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?

A: When it's intersected by a plane!

When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"