When jokes
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
When is a door not a door?
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!