When jokes
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
๐ช ๐ช ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
How does a pimp answer when asked why he chose his occupation?
Answer: He wanted a stable source of income.
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
I remember when I saw my dad's penis for the first time.
I said, "Dad, don't text me shit like that."
When I finished playing my guitar, I noticed an amputee in the crowd not giving me a round of applause.
What happens to an Indian's doorbell when you ring it?
A ring-a-ding-a-ding.
Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.
When recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
Conversely, you can recycle a condom quite easily: just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.