When jokes

When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?

Touch base.

Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.

When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?

When it's not raining.

When is a door not a door?

Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?

When he is dead.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.

What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?

"Aye-jack-you-late!"

Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.

When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.

Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.

What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?

They fly a plane at them.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."