When jokes
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
Memes
When you when, the when at, when with you know, the you, you, that you ever, when... you dont know whats going on.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.