When jokes

What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁

How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.

If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?

What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?

Panera head.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?

Panera is dead.

Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.

I think my dad loves jokes.

Because he laughs when he looks at me.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."

I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.

When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.

But when?

What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?

"Who's the special today?"

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?

Asked when will they do up the cars!

You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.

What did God say when he created the first black person?

"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"