When jokes
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?
To the retail store.
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.