When jokes
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
When you fail art school.
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.
Memes
when you want happiness on your feet
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.