When jokes
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
Memes
How i feel when...
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What time is it when you get home and you walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school? Oooooo day, a great night for
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.