When jokes
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.