When jokes
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
Memes
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What time is it when you get home and you walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school? Oooooo day, a great night for
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!