When jokes
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What time is it when you get home and you walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school? Oooooo day, a great night for
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.