When jokes
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Memes
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
"Would you stop bugging me!"
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Yesterday I had a party in my basement.
I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!