When jokes

Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!

What does Sonic say when he's bored?

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.

I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.

Warning! Cringe Alert!

What happens when you leave your phone at jail?

It becomes a cell phone.

When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,

You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"

When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?

When a plane hits it.

Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?

A: It gets pooped out of the bag.

Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.

What do you get when you cut an onion?

Onion jizz.

Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

A: Bison.

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?

A family picture.

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.