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Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
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Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the doctor's office. When he gets there, the doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the doc why? The doc said, "So I can examine you!"
What did the computer say when it was tired of the user?
Kiss my ASCII!
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Don't you hate it when you do the dishes, but then you realize it wasn't the dishes?
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!