When jokes
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
What did the computer say when it was tired of the user?
Kiss my ASCII!
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.