When jokes
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.