When jokes
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.