When jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
What time is it when you say "what?"
Time to start over!
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Happens a lot to me😐
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
A lot of things changed when I got my girlfriend pregnant: my name, my address, and my phone number.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝