When jokes
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.