When jokes
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
A lot of things changed when I got my girlfriend pregnant: my name, my address, and my phone number.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.