When jokes
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Memes
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.