When jokes

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?

A LightBulbasaur.

Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.

My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.

Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.

What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.

When I have a staring contest, I always win.

Every day, I see blind people who hate me.

Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?

'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.

Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.