When jokes
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.
Memes
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
What did the pelican say when he finished shopping?
"Put it in my bill."