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Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
Happens a lot to me😐
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.