When jokes
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Memes
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.