When jokes
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"