When jokes

Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?

They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.

What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.

I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.

Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.

Me: Hi Jacob!

Jacob: Hi.

Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!

Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH

Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?

"Panera, my parents are dead."

What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?

Panera Read.

Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?

A: Tuba-glue.

If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"

Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."

When you're born on 4/20/69...

Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.

What happens when a frog's car breaks down?

It gets toad away!

I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.

Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.

Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.