When jokes
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Memes
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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