When jokes
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop onions.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
When you go to your friend's house to fuck her brother, but realize he's your brother from your mom's side.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money.
Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole.
The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money.
The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money, you worthless old fart?”
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
How do you tell when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.