When jokes

Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.

My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

Why was the orphan so successful?

When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(

What do you call it when school starts in Africa?

Black to school.

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"

what do baby’s and grenades have in common?

They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise

When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.

When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.

How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.

You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?

A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)

Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?

A: Make sure to come upstairs!

So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."