When jokes

Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?

What's a reversed exorcism?

It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.

Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"

When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.

When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨

Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.

When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.

When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.

When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.

Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂

If you know it, you know it.

An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."

Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?

A. Has an abortion.

What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.

What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?

Me time.

What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?

A holy cow!

What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?

They took a class trip.

When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.

What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?

Windows shutting down.

What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?

It said nothing, just let out a little wine.