When jokes

When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.

The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?

A dick.

Here’s another joke my friend told me.

What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.

When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.

Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"

How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?

Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

Mommy, when will daddy come back?

I'm not your mom...

What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family portrait.

A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"

She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"

He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."

Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."

An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."

What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!

What did the cat say when he got mad?

I'm hissed!

What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?

You would be dam unlucky.