When jokes
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!