When jokes
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Memes
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."