When jokes
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
Memes
me when i failed my chem test
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"