When jokes
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Sometimes I get jealous when I see a gravestone.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!