When jokes
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said, "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."
The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said, "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born."
Then the third child, Cinderblock, said, "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f."
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
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