When jokes

You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.

It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.

But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."

What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?

The face you make when you nail them.

When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,

The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"

The teacher replied, "Home."

The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"

Why do I call my priest daddy?

Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.

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    • Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.

    When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?

    SHUT UP!!!

    When someone tells me to kill myself,

    Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.

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    • Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.

    Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

    So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"

    Why can't he say that?

    Answer: He works at an orphanage.

    What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?

    A school bus full of kids.