When jokes

A boy and his friend were walking down the street.

Boy 1: "Bro, you still got my Nikes?"

Boy 2: "Yeah, sorry. I got them dirty."

Boy 1: "Please clean them, we have school tomorrow."

Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.

He came in twice.

(like if u understand)

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    • Jesus was being hung up on the cross, and me and all the other people at the bottom of the hill were watching. Jesus cries out,

    "Peter, Peter come to me!"

    So I climb up the hill on my hands and knees, and when I reach the top, the Romans cut off my arms and chuck me back down the hill.

    "Peter, Peter come to me!" cries Jesus once more. I stumble up the hill, then the Romans cut my legs off and threw me back down. For the third time, Jesus cries,

    "Peter, Peter come to me!". So I wriggle up the hill, and I guess the Romans pitied me and let me through.

    "Look Peter, I can see my house from here!"

    I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."

    Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.

    When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.

    Yo mama so fat...

    That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!

    A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

    Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

    Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?

    My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:

    I got it from her when I was born.

    Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.

    Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

    Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"

    Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?

    You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

    Little Jonny just came back from quarantine with his girlfriend, Sally.

    They both said they had to go to the bathroom. When they came back, Sally was coughing up a storm. The teacher said, "You need to be quarantined again."

    "No," Sally said, "I was just in the bathroom choking on something that grown-ups, especially women, like." Then the teacher faints.

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