When jokes

When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.

When I woke, I was being sexually abused.

Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.

Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.

How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."

Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.

When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"

When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?

What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?

The cat says "me toooo!"

When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.

What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?

Children scream when they melt.

When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.

I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"

I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.

Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?

What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.