When jokes
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls