Wheelchair jokes
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What has 4 wheels, no wings, and flies?
A dead cripple.
My son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for Christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
I have no legs.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"