A dad is in a weelchair and his dughter goes dont step on a crack
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs? The 2028 US election.
One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine, and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes. The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.
What did the solder say when he saw a terrorist on a wheelchair? An RC-XD
person with wheelchair makes a joke * no one laughs*
inner thought * wheely Manerva wheely*
If the teachers tells you stand up if your not gay and there’s that one kid in the wheelchair
Steven Hawkins didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge
if stephen hawking was in a horror movie .... would he make his robot try and shout “aaaaaaaaah help me , i can’t move i’m too scared” ???
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit
What do you call prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
I did this to my x I stole her wheal chair I new she would come crawling back
Stephen Hawkings best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
so, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar- oh, wait a minute!!!! rewind!! so, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels
my friend said she wanted to fly, so i pushed her off a building
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to to stand up for himself
Me and my friend have a friend that’s in a wheelchair but he is so annoying so whe throw him in a fire now we call him hot wheels
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