Wheelchair jokes

What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?

They can both be replaced.

My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.

Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?

I told him to be a stand-up comedian!

What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?

RoboCop.

If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.

Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.

I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?

Rolling on ice.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.

What has 4 wheels, no wings, and flies?

A dead cripple.

My son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for Christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.

What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?

"Dine and dash."

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.

When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..

Hot Wheels.

Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.

What does Can do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

What's the difference between an office worker and a vegetable?

They both sit in "wheelchairs," but only one can get out of it.

What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

Getting them back in the wheelchair.