Wheelchair jokes

What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?

RoboCop.

Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.

I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.

What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?

They can both be replaced.

Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?

I told him to be a stand-up comedian!

My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"

I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.

Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

My son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for Christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.

What has 4 wheels, no wings, and flies?

A dead cripple.

What does Can do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?

Rolling on ice.

If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.

I have no legs.

What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?

The wheelchair.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?

Sit down comedy.

I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.

My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.