Wheelchair jokes
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Getting them back in the wheelchair
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
I have no legs.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.