Wheelchair jokes
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
What has 4 wheels, no wings, and flies?
A dead cripple.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What's the difference between an office worker and a vegetable?
They both sit in "wheelchairs," but only one can get out of it.
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What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Getting them back in the wheelchair.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."