Wheelchair Jokes

why are so many people making fun of people with wheel chairs?

-they can’t stand up for themselves

I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,"gta physics."

I asked this kid for a high five but but he could not reach my hand

Penis

Me: I want to be a stand up comedian Friend: You have to be able to stand up

Why did sally fall off the swing ? Because she was in a wheelchair 🤣🤣

He told me that he was in a wheelchair and I asked "Oh, wheely?"

Why did Stephen hawking die? His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall

What did the solder say when he saw a terrorist on a wheelchair? An RC-XD

person with wheelchair makes a joke * no one laughs*

inner thought * wheely Manerva wheely*

Holly shit there's so many yo mama jokes Heres mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the twin towers Yo mama so old that she has jesus's autograph Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her Yo mama so dumb that she thought rocket league was a competition between kids in wheelchairs

I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run

I told this man to rev his vehicle.

Didn't know wheelchair's can't rev.

My mom bought me a car and she called me an ungrateful b**ch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time

I'm in a wheelchair right so I've tried everything but one stand up

It didn't work

I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done I said "How bout you give me a standing ovation." I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair. Sad and lonely