Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
Wheelchair Jokes
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
What's the best part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
