Wheelchair jokes

Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.

I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.

John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.

"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"

He's in a wheelchair.

Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?

The top of the stairs.

I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?

So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.

Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.

My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.

How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?

The wheelchair rises to the top.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.

What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?

You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.

What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.

He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.

What's the best part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"