Wheelchair jokes
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
Why'd Susie go down the slide too fast?
Because her wheelchair was good.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Getting them back in the wheelchair.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs? Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because there was only a stairway to heaven and no lifts.
So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.
He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride two wheelchairs.
I have no legs.