Wheelchair jokes

So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.

Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.

What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?

You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.

What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.

How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?

The wheelchair rises to the top.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.

My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.

He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.

I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.

What's the best part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?

"Dine and dash."

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.

When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."

Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..

Hot Wheels.