I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
What has 4 wheels, no wings, and flies?
A dead cripple.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
I have no legs.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
