Wheelchair jokes

Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.

How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?

The wheelchair rises to the top.

My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.

What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.

He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.

I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.

What's the best part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..

Hot Wheels.

Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.

I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.

Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.

My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.

What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?

They can both be replaced.

What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?

RoboCop.

Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?

I told him to be a stand-up comedian!

I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"