Wheelchair jokes

Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.

My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.

How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?

The wheelchair rises to the top.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.

What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?

You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.

What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.

He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.

What's the best part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?

I told him to be a stand-up comedian!

My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.

What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?

They can both be replaced.

If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.

Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.

I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..

Hot Wheels.