He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair
the real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs
whats the diffrant between stephen hawking and rocket league you cant stand up
What do you called Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels
Why did Steven halkings die.....
A quad rasher ran him over
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common ? They both charge.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all they can't stand up for themselves
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup. The wheelchair.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy? Sit down comedy
I gave a bling kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke and i burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand up comedian.
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs. He asks her why she is crying and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her then jogs away.
The next day he finds her crying again and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up...and throws her in the pond telling her, "You're fucked now!"
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, outSTANDing performance.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
What's the worst part about microwaving vegetables
Fittig the wheelchair in
What's an edible part of a wheelchair? A vegetable
What is meals on wheels to a christain nationalist that is also a conservative republican politician a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physicality handicapped and who is also well-endowed
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldnt get up out of his wheelchair, and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
I got my son a bike for his birthday the ungratful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying
