Wheelchair jokes
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride two wheelchairs.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
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Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! š
Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didnāt really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
Thereās this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why donāt she stand up for herself?
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
What is the difference between a magic house š and a human?
A magic house š” can fly, but a human cannot fly.
There's an old lady doing gardening every year. Nothing grows. She goes to the man who lives next door. She says, "How do you get your tomatoes so big and red?" He tells her, "You show them your privates at night time." So she leaves. That night later, she goes outside and shows the garden her privates. The next day she's got zucchinis a meter long!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.