Wheelchair jokes
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
It's true, you know. Stephen Hawking has been up more ramps than Evel Knievel.
When Stephen Hawking's teacher asked him, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
He said, "Six foot four."
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to his fridge but get nothing out?
It was a dummy run.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Why did Stephen Hawking get sacked from his job?
Because he was always rolling in late.