Wheelchair jokes
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
What's an edible part of a wheelchair?
A vegetable!
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
What's the worst part about microwaving vegetables?
Fitting the wheelchair in.