What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Wheelchair Jokes
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
What's the worst part about microwaving vegetables?
Fitting the wheelchair in.
What's an edible part of a wheelchair?
A vegetable!
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him for a drag.
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
