Wheelchair jokes
I have no legs.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.