Do you know why people in wheelchair don’t pay for it. Because they have to pay for road tax
I never get off on the wrong foot
yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch
A person with a wheelchair and a football then they are rocket league
Stand up for yourself! Oh come on walk it off.
did you know the Alabama crimson tide university has the most handicapped people. you know their motto, "roll tide"
What do you call a person in a wheelchair? Anything they can't catch you
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.... I called him ht wheels.
(Joke from tik tok) My girlfriend broke up with me so I decided to take her wheelchair guess who came crawling back
If Carlsberg did wheelchairs...
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair ? At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair ?
If you look up the word Wheelchair in a dictionary you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair. Try say that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
I can't walk, I can't talk but I can drive a wheelchair.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on EBay, The Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club, No Feeling, No Problem.
No Matter How Hard i try i Will never be a Stand up Comedian
Pop in the toilet
