Wheelchair jokes
I have no legs.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.