Whats jokes

What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."

What is black and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking's after a fire.

Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?

Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?

Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.

Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?

Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.

Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!

Q. What do rape victims miss?

A. Part of their brain.

What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.

What does the ocean do to its friends?

It waves.

(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)

What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.

A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"

The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke."

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.

What is a "dad?"

What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.

What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?

I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?

A ham sandwich.

What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?

A homesick abortion.

What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?

A Sandy Hook.

What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?

They never get old.

What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..

There is none.

What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.

What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.