Whats jokes
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
Memes
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝