Whats jokes

What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

A can’t opener!

What kind of star will come out in the daytime?

A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂

If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home?

🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.

What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.

What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home"?

Was your birthday?

What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?

What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!

What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?

I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.

What does an orphan call a family photo?

A selfie.

What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠

Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.

Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.

What is a good night's sleep?

I haven't a clue!

What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?

- Wassaaaa....B!

What nut is broken? A silly nut!

What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?

Christmas!

What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?

Nothing.

Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."

Orphan: "What's a mom?"