Whats jokes

Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!

What does BLM stand for?

Biden loves millennials.

What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.

What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?

Christopher Reeve's horse.

What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.

What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can't tuna fish.

What makes a skeleton laugh?

When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!

Heh.

J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.

Guy: Oh, what is it?

J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.

Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "I gagged."

What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?

She died the next weekend.

What do you call a Mexican without a car?

Carlos.

The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.

Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.

What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.

What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.

What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?

Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.

What is the difference between anal and oral sex?

Oral sex makes your whole day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.

What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.

What did one cheese say to the other cheese?

"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.

After a long labor, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, “Ma’am, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. What would you like?” After quickly thinking it over, she responds, “I’ll have the bad news first, doctor.”

The doctor replies, “Well, I’m not sure how to put this, and I’m sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair.”

Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother’s face. “Doctor, if that’s the bad news, what’s the good news?” The doctor replies, “He’s dead.”

What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.

What do you call a retarded cow?

Vegan (vegetable).