Whats jokes
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"