Whats jokes
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
Memes
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠