Whats jokes
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
This took a long time to make
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.