Whats jokes

What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.

What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?

Sunbeams.

What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.

What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?

Self-raising.

What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?

"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"

If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"

What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.

What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.

What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?

Suck his balls.

Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?

A: Not very interesting.

Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?

Me: Look at the stars in the sky.

Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?

Me: No, it’s a waste of time.

Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.

Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.

Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?

No, what happened?

He couldn’t stop pootin!

What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.

What is the perfect job for a pedophile?

A physical doctor for kids.

What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"

Shit.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

What's an orphan's least favorite game?

Hide and seek.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂