What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home?
🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.
Whats Jokes
What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What is green?
Grass, you tard!
What did 0 say to 8?
"Hey, nice belt!"
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
