Whats jokes
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
Memes
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."