Whats jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
Memes
Y’all tryna get down or what like 😛
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"