Whats jokes
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat?
The cat is still alive.
What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner?
Nothing, it’s all just mystery meat.
What do you call the girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
A little boy got the homework that he had to learn the four first letters of the alphabet. He went to his mother, who was knitting and had hurt herself. He asked her what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she said a swear word. He went to his brother, who was playing with a Superman, and asked what the second letter of the alphabet was, and he answered "SUPERMAN!!!". Then he went to his little sister, and asked what the third letter of the alphabet was, and given the fact that she was playing with Barbies, she said, "in the Barbie Dream House!" Then he went to his father who was watching a soccer game, and his team just scored, so when he asked what the fourth letter of the alphabet was, he said, "Olé Olé Olé!!!". The next day at school, the teacher asked the little boy what the first four letters of the alphabet were. He said the swear word. "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN!!!", the teacher boomed. "Superman", the boy replied. "WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!", the teacher continued. "In the Barbie Dream House" "GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!!!" "OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ!", the boy chanted on his was down the hall.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.