Whats jokes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Memes
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the most difficult thing about being a pediatric surgeon?
Keeping the scalpel steady while masturbating.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.