Whats jokes
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
What's better than a pile of dead babies?
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.
What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.