Whats jokes
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve!
What’s the difference a hooker an a drug dealer...?? A hooker can wash her crack an resell it.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
Memes
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.
Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
What do you call James, James?