Whats jokes
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
What did the plate say to the other plate?
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na na.
I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waste of time.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.