Whats

Whats jokes

Karma

Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There's no menu. You get what you deserve!

Hooker

What’s the difference a hooker an a drug dealer...?? A hooker can wash her crack an resell it.

Friend

What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?

"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"

Memes

Tree

What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?

A meringue-atang.

Cross

What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?

Love at first byte! <3

Milf

Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."

Cancer

What’s the difference between me and cancer?

My dad didn’t beat cancer.

Boy

A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"

He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"

Jockey

What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?

"Use the horse!"

Aisle

A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"