Whats jokes
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.