Whats jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Memes
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.