Whats jokes
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.
A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife."
When the Lego set says 9-12Years but you finish it in 1 hour
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
What do you call your kids?
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
You know what’s impossible?
Steven Walking.
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.