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What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
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What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
What's the most difficult thing about being a pediatric surgeon?
Keeping the scalpel steady while masturbating.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.