Whats jokes
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
Memes
This took a long time to make
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.
Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
What's better than a pile of dead babies?
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.
What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?
She died the next weekend.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "I gagged."
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
What did the toaster say to the toast?
"I want you inside me."
Q. What do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head?
A. An ambulance.