Whats jokes

What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?

"Kobe crash!"

What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?

Magic-cop!

What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".

What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?

Dead.

Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.

Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.

That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )

What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

A chopping board.

I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?

Family Dollar store.

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

They both get turned on by kids.

What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.

What do you call an emo furry squad?

The suicide furs.

Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.

Passengers: *Clap*

Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.

Flight Attendant: And what is that?

Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*

Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---

If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?

What do you call your sister who only has one leg?

Ei-lean.

What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?

Ei-lean.

What's the difference between MJ and myself?

Nothing at all.

What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?

A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.

Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?

Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.

What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.

What do you call a triggered white kid?

A school shooter!