Whats jokes
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.
What's worse than 5 babies tied to 5 trees?
1 baby tied to 5 trees.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
What did Sally get for Christmas? Ligma?
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."