Whats jokes
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
Girl: Hey. Boy: Hi? Girl: I need to tell you something... Boy: WHAT? Girl: I like you. Boy: And I hate you. Boy: YOU'RE A CHICKEN 🐔🐔 🐔 Girl: I HATE YOU YOU POOP 💩💩💩💩 Girl: LOSER L Boy: I thought you said you liked me. Girl: SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOP 💩💩🐔 🐔 Boy: GIRL BYE Girl: Bye Felicia.
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
What's the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.
What is the difference between a car and a tree?
A tree cannot drive, but a car can drive.
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."