Whats jokes
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
Memes
9+10=21
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.