What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
Whats Jokes
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
What animal can not be trusted?
A lion 🦁.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home"?
Was your birthday?
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
