Tusken Raider jokes

What do you call a space Muslim?

A Tusken Raider.

What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?

Some desert!

Trump and Anakin Skywalker have something in common: they’ve both killed a lot of sand people.

Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

Jew...Rey (Ray)

Black...BB-8 (BBC)

Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)

Obi-Wan be like:

"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"