Whats jokes
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of toddlers.
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.