Whats jokes
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
Memes
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What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
What was the guitar teacher arrested for? Stringing a minor.
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
What has a head and tail but no legs?
A penny.
What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him for a drag.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
What's long and black, the line to KFC.