Whats jokes
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?
Carlos.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.
Sans: I am doing something.
Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?
Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.
Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.
Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.
Teacher: Tell me a moral story.
Little Johnny: Once my grandfather was in WW2. He saw everyone praising to kill him. For example, we should sneak up and kill him. We get the helicopter above and shoot him from there. My grandfather heard this, he got his gun and shot them all.
Teacher: What is the moral even?
Little Johnny: Never plan to kill my grandfather.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
A man is sitting in a chair. He is talking to the other friend about what they must cherish.
One says he cherishes his family, the other cherishes his parents, and a man comes in, points at the chair and says, “I CHAIRish my Chair” as he pulls up a chair.
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.