Whats jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
Memes
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of toddlers.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.