Whats jokes
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"