What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
Whats Jokes
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world? Sherlock Bones!
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad did not beat cancer.
What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
