Whats jokes
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
What time is it when you say "what?"
Time to start over!
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
Memes
What month has 28 days?
All of them.
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.