Whats jokes
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
Tech administrator of a school: Hm, a message from Google security?
Tech administrator of a school: OH SHIT!
Assistant: WHAT, WHAT, TELL ME?
Tech administrator of a school: WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED, WE FORGOT TO SECURE THE SITE!
Assistant: OK, OK, THE KEY IS NOT TO PANIC... let's call the school board.
A FEW MOMENTS LATER
Head of school board: HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's a good one, almost as good as the one with Jack, Jill, and the ripped condom! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Tech administrator of a school: HAHAHA yeah I know right *whispers* you are playing it cool, right?
Head of school board: *whispers* yeah we're fucked...
TWO HOURS LATER
Important fat people in one room: OH FUCK OH NO, HELP PLEASE!!!!! WAIT, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TELL THE PARENTS ABOUT THEIR STOLEN INFORMATION!!!
AND SO THAT WAS THE BIRTH OF RIOTING TEACHER
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
The other day a squirrel asked me for a job. I asked him, "What jobs did you have previously?"
Calmly he answered, "I am a pilot. I can pick it up from here and pile it over there. I also can fly a sign!"
"Too bad, this is a nut cannery, and we're 100% automated. We don't need anyone at this time, sorry."
"No worries, I'm totally nuts anyway. Guess I'll fly a sign across town, don't have bus fare!"
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"