Whats jokes
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
What is humble, holy, and helps?
An angle...
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.