Whats jokes
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
"Hey, today was great!"
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car!"
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"