Whats jokes
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"