Whats jokes
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
When Stephen Hawking's teacher asked him, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
He said, "Six foot four."
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!
The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.