What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
Whats Jokes
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
What’s the hardest part to eat on a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
