Whats jokes
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman?
"Probably the dishes."
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
"What did the mom broom say to the baby broom? Go to sweep!"
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.