Whats jokes
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.