Whats jokes
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
What was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
The bomb.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
Memes
So true
"What did the mom broom say to the baby broom? Go to sweep!"
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter.
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
What did the wizard say when he was filling up the gas tank? "Expensive Petroleum!"
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.