Whats jokes
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.