Whats jokes

What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?

A blast from the past!

What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?

Well, that is DHALicious!

Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."

Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.

What is a redneck virgin?

Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?

Me: The boomerang came back.

Son: What's for dinner tonight?

Mom: Steak!

Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?

Mom: HUNGER!

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?

Lots of blood tests!

"Hey, today was great!"

"What happened?"

"I ran into my ex today."

"What's so great about that?"

"I was in my car!"

What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.

What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?

Rainbow Six Siege.

What do you call a terrorist swimming?

A bath bomb!

What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?

Slaves.

What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?

Dry Vegetable.

What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?

Bathbomb.

There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?

Home Depot.

My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."

What do fish smoke? A puffer.

Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?

A. Hide and seek.

What’s a orphan's fav movie?

Spider-Man: Homecoming.

Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.