Whats jokes

What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.

If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?

A really fucking huge cricket.

What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?

"Boo-hoo!"

What happens to emo kids when they go up?

They never come down.

If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?

You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.

What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.

What's wrong with Asian pet stores?

There's no pets.

What do you call a black man in the dark?

- Nothing.

What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?

Rainbow Six Siege

What has only one sense of style?

An emo girl.

What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?

Ground beef.

What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?

They cry...

They scream... with joy.

"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."

Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...

What do Indians call their father when they are born?

Data.

What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah

What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?

White vans.

What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?

Stopping it with a pitchfork.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?

“My Mommy Comes Back”

What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.