Whats jokes
"Have fun at school night" is what?
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
What is a good night? Sleep tight, I have four.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
What time is it when you say "what?"
Time to start over!
What month has 28 days?
All of them.
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!