Whats jokes
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."