What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Whats Jokes
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?
What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?
What is a difference between a tree and...
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
