Whats jokes
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
What is humble, holy, and helps?
An angle...
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.