Whats jokes

Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.

Friend: What was the first?

Me: They- they weren't always orphans.

Friend: O-O

"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?

What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?

New York Jets.

What did one orphan say to the other?

Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!

What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?

People choose Pokemon.

My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?

Divorced.

When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"

"What?"

"They both get thrown out."

What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?

One goes up and one goes down.

What's a ghost's favorite food?

I like some boo-ritos!

What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?

A LightBulbasaur.

Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.

What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?

Mr. Mime!

What kind of car does Pikachu drive?

A Volts-wagon.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One gets picked.

What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?

Please don't get mad, it's a joke.

What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.

What's a dead person's favorite sentence?

"I made it."

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

Family photo! :)

What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!

What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.