Whats jokes
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple gets picked.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"
Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them!
Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.