Whats jokes
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
What the fluff happened to this website?
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
What does a Jew expecting guests say?
"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.