Whats jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.