Whats jokes
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
Memes
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
What screams I’m insecure?
What starts with "N" and ends with "G"?
Nothing.
What did the pelican say when he finished shopping?
"Put it in my bill."
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.