Whats jokes
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!