Whats jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.