Whats jokes
What did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt!"
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
someting you should not send your blind friends
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
Bambi was calmly eating grass. All of a sudden, a red dot pointed near his heart caught his attention. He looked around anxiously, and he saw a man in camouflage. He whispered, "Time to join mother, Bambi!" Bambi knew what this meant. He ran. He heard a gunshot, followed by a wave of extreme pain. Bambi fell to the ground. He glanced at his leg, which was no longer attached to his body. The man in camouflage came up to him and stabbed him in the heart. Everything went black...