Whats jokes
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
What is a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!!!!
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
"What did the mom broom say to the baby broom? Go to sweep!"
My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.