Whats jokes
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
Memes
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.