Whats jokes
What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and my kid?
I only stuff the turkey.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
what do you see in this picture look carefully im joking just look at the picture happy valentines
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?
A dead nun rolling down a hill.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?
It left him hanging.
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.