Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Whats Jokes
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
