Whats jokes
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Give a blowjob.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!