Whats jokes
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck a big dick.
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
What did a fat cow give you?
Homework.
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
What's the best name for a prostitute?
SI-MOAN.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up, and you could barely unravel it anymore because I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sister's killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!
Why don't blind people like bungee jumping?
Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!
What's the difference between a zit and a Catholic priest?
A zit will wait 'til 12 before it cums on your face.
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me.
She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand.
Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys. I asked and she said that’s my fam as well. I noticed an Alabama driver's license. I asked which one was her dad. She said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter. I casually asked what he did for work. Self-employed? She said that’s the last time I use ancestry.com!
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? Magic!
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.