Whats jokes
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Give a blowjob.
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."