Whats jokes
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck a big dick.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
real.
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."
What's the difference between my basement and my garage?
One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
What did a fat cow give you?
Homework.
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?
The prostitute can blow you more than once.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!