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Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
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What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.
A robber breaks into a house while the residents are away one dark night. Eager to see what he can loot, he quickly starts searching through cupboards and dressers, grabbing valuables with a trained eye. Suddenly, he hears a voice come out of nowhere. "Jesus is watching you." The criminal jumps, scared the residents are back, and freezes. After a few minutes of silence however, he assumes it was his imagination, and goes back to robbing.
A couple minutes pass, before once again, the voice returns. "Jesus is watching you." Quite confused, the thief searches the house and checks the front door, but nothing pops out as unusual. He finally decides to move rooms, and finds a parrot, but ignores it. Before he can begin to do anything, someone speaks again, "Jesus is watching you." The robber realized it was the parrot talking!
Going to the parrot, he asks it, "Are you the one who's been talking to me?" The parrot responds, "Yes." The thief couldn't believe it. So, he asks another question. "What is your name?" "Ismael." the parrot replies. The man scoffed. "What type of idiot names a parrot Ismael?" The parrot speaks yet again, "The same type of idiot that names a Rottweiler Jesus."
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. All of the sudden, one of them passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says, “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies, “My friend just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies, “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent, and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says, “Ok, now what?”
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.
What is your name?
What's the difference between a paycheck and your penis?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?
My stepdad did beat cancer.