What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
