Whats jokes
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.
My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
So, my friend's birthday is in a couple of days, and I was wondering what to get him.
He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers.
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
"Dinner's on me."
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."