Whats jokes

What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?

D+.

What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?

America.

What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?

A dead nun rolling down a hill.

What’s the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked!

What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Suck a big dick.

What's the grossest mission NASA could do?

Probing Uranus.

What's Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.

What did one tampon say to the other tampon?

Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!

What's the difference between my basement and my garage?

One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.

What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?

Eight-nothing.

The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."

What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?

They become in-bread.

What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?

Preagles!

What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?

Bullets.

What’s a nun's weapon of choice?

Nun-chucks.

If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?

What's the best name for a prostitute?

SI-MOAN.

What number is better than 69?

88 'cause you get ate twice.

No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?