Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Whats Jokes
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
