Whats jokes
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
real.
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
What’s a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
What's worse than 10 babies in a truck?
One baby in 10 trucks.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up, and you could barely unravel it anymore because I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sister's killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!
Why don't blind people like bungee jumping?
Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!
What's the difference between a zit and a Catholic priest?
A zit will wait 'til 12 before it cums on your face.