Whats jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
What's big and black?
My balls.
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
Memes
What's blue, red, and white and dead all over?
Trump's dead Russian mates.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Give a blowjob.