Whats jokes
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
What do you call a cute door?
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.