Whats jokes
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Memes
Probably the quack troop for me bc I will have the numbers say what you would choose in the comments
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
What does a house wear? Address.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick!
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?