Whats jokes
What do a man and a blonde do in bed?
Sleep!
What does Marine stand for?
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
What does a computer scientist do when someone tries to fight him?
He waves his arms like a space invader.
What's one way to drain someone's ego?
Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.
What do George Floyd and Jordan Neely have in common?
Both can't breathe.
What is the Twilight series about?
A girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality.
What do guns and women have in common?
They both get cocked and loaded.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
Q. What's red and pink and spins around really fast? A. A baby in a blender.