Whats jokes
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
Memes
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Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What store is the most public?
Publix!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.