Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
Whats Jokes
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick!
What a catch
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
