Whats jokes
Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
Memes
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
What starts with F and ends with CK?
Firetruck.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!