Whats jokes
What is baseball?
What is a good night for you?
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.
Velcro, what a rip-off!
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.