Whats jokes
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Kid !: What are you doin? Kid 2: Laying in my bed! Kid 1: Naked? Kid 2: Yes Ld 1: Show me! Kid 2: Its dark! Kid 1: Still show me! Kid 2 Ok-
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!