Whats jokes
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
Memes
Meme:
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
What did Eve say to Adam?
"That is rock hard."