Whats jokes
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
i dont think that memes are what you think it memes
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
What's white and sticky?
Toothpaste.
If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!