Whats jokes
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
Memes
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.