Whats jokes
Boy: *scares girl*
Girl: "Gosh, you scared me, Jesus!"
Jesus: *Arrives out of nowhere and said, "What is it, human? I got work to do."*
Girl: What work?
Jesus: "Coming out of nowhere when people say 'Jesus.'"
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?
There are 40 of them.
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
Walking. JK, Rowling.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasuuubi!"
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
What did the blind man say on Christmas?
"I can feel your presents!"
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.