What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
Whats Jokes
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
What goes in hard and comes out soft? A toothbrush.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
THE HOOD
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
"What did we hit?"
"I don't know, a rock."
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
