Whats jokes
What would you call four Mexicans drowning in a lake?
*Answer: Quatro Cinco*
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?
It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
Perfect
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
Boy: *scares girl*
Girl: "Gosh, you scared me, Jesus!"
Jesus: *Arrives out of nowhere and said, "What is it, human? I got work to do."*
Girl: What work?
Jesus: "Coming out of nowhere when people say 'Jesus.'"
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans