Whats jokes
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
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What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Finger food.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
What do Americans call high school?
A shooting range.