Whats jokes
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic and the other is a priest.
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
What animal lies? A lion.
What does the Fox say?
Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.
What time do you call me tomorrow?
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!