Whats jokes
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What does the Fox say?
Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
What animal lies? A lion.
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?
Skittles.
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
Walking. JK, Rowling.
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.