What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
Whats Jokes
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Interviewee: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: And your weaknesses?
Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
