Whats jokes
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasuuubi!"
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
What did the blind man say on Christmas?
"I can feel your presents!"
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
What time do you call me tomorrow?
Q. What's red and crawls up your leg?
A. A homesick abortion.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic and the other is a priest.