Whats jokes
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
"What the fuck is in this drink?"
Memes
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What did the Titanic say as it sank?
I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.