Whats jokes
What did the blind man say on Christmas?
"I can feel your presents!"
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?
My stepdad did beat cancer.
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
There's nothing else that can beat up dog.
What's up, dog?
Just my depression!
What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
What did the mountain say to the helicopter? Kobee.
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
My wife is an optimist. Our first night together, she handed me a Magnum XL condom. I didn’t know what to do, so I made her a balloon animal 🎈🦒.
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.