Whats jokes
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?
There are 40 of them.
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
Walking. JK, Rowling.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
What time do you call me tomorrow?