Whats jokes
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Memes
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What store is the most public?
Publix!
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.