Whats jokes
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
What is this wrong answers only
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"