What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
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Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of him?
Well, it only takes one nail.
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
What do emos do?
Hang.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
