Whats jokes
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?
Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.