Whats jokes
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
Memes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.