Whats jokes
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.
What are these wrong answers only
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?
Carats.
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.
The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"
The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"
The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."
Dad: Johnny! Johnny!
Little Johnny: Yes, Papa?
Dad: Did you hit your brother?
Little Johnny: No, Papa!
Dad: Telling lies?
Little Johnny: No, Papa!
Dad: Let me see your fist.
Little Johnny: Ha ha ha!
Dad: What is so funny?
Little Johnny: You are, Dad, because I don't have a brother!
Dad: >:(
Little Johnny: What? It's true!
Dad: You do have a point there, Johnny.
Little Johnny: Love you, Dad!
Dad: Love you too, son.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"
What's the most expensive haircut in the world?
Chemotherapy.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.