Whats jokes
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"