Whats jokes
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
Q. What's red and crawls up your leg?
A. A homesick abortion.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
Walking. JK, Rowling.
Memes
What should you use to battle a T-Rex?
A dino-sword.
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?
My stepdad did beat cancer.
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
What did the mountain say to the helicopter? Kobee.
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.