Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
Whats Jokes
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
What age is served for breakfast?
What were the webs?
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
What’s similar between a pregnant 12 year old and the fetus inside of her?
They’re both thinking, “Oh, shit, my mum’s gonna kill me!”
What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don’t care if she has one.
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
