Whats jokes
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
Memes
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?