Whats jokes
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
What’s the difference between a job and a wife?
The job keeps sucking after 5 years.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
What’s big and black on the road?
I got up one day; my neighbor was in my house and was going to take me and my mom out. I showed my mom and my neighbor a trick. They both liked it. I asked my neighbor, "Do you know any tricks?" He said, "Yes, in matter of fact, I could tell you what your mom had for breakfast." I said, "How?" Well, my neighbor licked my mom's ass and ate her pussy out in front of me. He told me my mom had pancakes. So we were in the car; I asked my neighbor, "How did you know what my mom had pancakes for breakfast?" My neighbor said, "Well, that is what your mom made me while we were waiting for you to get up."
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands?
They can both do dirty things.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
What's Kobe's favorite song?
"Helicopter Helicopter"
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.