Whats jokes
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Memes
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.