Whats jokes
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?
It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
Boy: *scares girl*
Girl: "Gosh, you scared me, Jesus!"
Jesus: *Arrives out of nowhere and said, "What is it, human? I got work to do."*
Girl: What work?
Jesus: "Coming out of nowhere when people say 'Jesus.'"
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.