Whats jokes
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
Aliens
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!