Whats jokes
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
Memes
i dont think that memes are what you think it memes
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"
"Oh, that was the cat."
"We don't have a cat..."
"Oh..."
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.