Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Whats Jokes
What's tree plus tree?
Sticks!
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
