Whats jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Memes
mom: what movie do you want to see? me: uh-
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!