Whats jokes
So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
What is different about priests and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to cum on your face.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
Q. What do you call a baby with anencephaly? A. Anything you want, it's not like it's gonna answer you.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.