Whats jokes
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic and the other is a priest.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasuuubi!"
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
What animal lies? A lion.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los