Whats jokes
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"