Whats jokes
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
What did the letter A say to the letter B?
"Z" you later.
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
Memes
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
The cops had to comb the area.
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.