Whats jokes
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
What is it called when someone is in a wheelchair and in a fire?
Hot Wheels...
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Memes
what the hell do i have saved on my phone and why
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?