Whats jokes
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.