Q. What's red and crawls up your leg?
A. A homesick abortion.
Whats Jokes
What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?
Madeline McCann's bike.
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
what is she doing
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?
My stepdad did beat cancer.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.
Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"
Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."
