Whats jokes
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
Memes
That always annoys me, seeing people mess up your and you’re
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)