Whats jokes
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
What is you you?
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?
Russian malls.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. 🙂💊💉
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.
The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.