Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Whats Jokes
What store is the most public?
Publix!
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Meme:
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
