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Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"
Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. 😭💀
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
know what man would I be without some FNAF memes
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? The rabbi cuts it off, and the priest sucks it off.
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
What the hehehehehehe?
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
What's worse than 5 babies in a dumpster?
5 dumpsters in a baby.
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Finger food.
What ended in 1999? 1998.
Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?
Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.
Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.
Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<
Guy 1: Like I do care :$
Guy 3: But I do care :<
Guy 1: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
Guy 2: But you do care about me.
Guy 3: No.
Guy 2: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
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So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
What did one lung say to another lung?
"We belung together!"
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."