Whats jokes
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?
There are 40 of them.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣