Whats jokes
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
The cops had to comb the area.
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!
My friend: What are you doing?
Me: I'm making holy water.
My friend: How?
Me: I'm boiling the hell out of it.
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
What did the black kid say when he went to the confession booth?
"Daddy?"
What kind of fruit can fix your toilet?
A plum-mer.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.