Whats jokes
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
Q. What's red and crawls up your leg?
A. A homesick abortion.
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.