Whats jokes
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
Memes
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?
Skittles.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?
My stepdad did beat cancer.
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.