Whats jokes
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!