Whats jokes

Teacher: What’s the closest planet?

Kids yell: Sun.

Except for one.

Other kid: Uranus.

Teacher: Uranus?

Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.

What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?

The orphan gets back up.

What do you call an Indian gravedigger?

Digdeep.

What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?

They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"

I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.

Orphan: "What family?"

What's a plus side to being an orphan?

Every bag of chips is family size. T - T

What do you call a titan that can't swim?

TITANic

Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...

We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.

What goes in small and soft?

And comes out big and hard?

A tea bag.

Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.

What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?

What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?

It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture.

If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?

Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.

What is a Karen called in Europe?

An American.

What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me!