Whats jokes
What do 9/10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
Memes
OMG WHAT IS THIS
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
What’s the difference between the baby I just stabbed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already done told her twice.
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!