Whats jokes
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
I told my friend ten puns to see what one made him laugh. No pun in ten did.
What is anonymous 🤔 oral masturbation? the politically correct word for anonymous gay fellatio from a 🕳 glory hole inside a 📖 adult book store
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What do you call James, James?
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.