Whats jokes
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor: 10 babies in one trash can.
Morbid humor: 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, it just waved.
BFF: Dude, come over to my house right now!
Me: What? No way, it's 2:58 AM.
BFF: But I just found my brother's secret stash of Oreos!
Me: I'll be over in 5 minutes.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”