What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
Whats Jokes
What would you call four Mexicans drowning in a lake?
*Answer: Quatro Cinco*
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
Boy: *scares girl*
Girl: "Gosh, you scared me, Jesus!"
Jesus: *Arrives out of nowhere and said, "What is it, human? I got work to do."*
Girl: What work?
Jesus: "Coming out of nowhere when people say 'Jesus.'"
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
