Whats jokes
What does "bitch" mean?
Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.
One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:
Police: "What’s you name?"
Shut Up: "Shut Up."
Police: "Where's your manners?!"
Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.